March 2012
394 posts
FUCKING ASK ME OKAY?!?
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
The fact that I can't be with you kills me.
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February 2012
443 posts
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The Cataracs - Club Love (soft mix)
Sounds like the convo I have with my doctor every...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
derpytuna asked: 12. How you feel right now
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
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I'm a good deed....
Cynthia: hola
Tiff: holler
Cynthia: i give you a hug *hug*
Tiff: why? o_o whats wrong whats going on ....did something bad happen
Cynthia: NOTHING ISS
Tiff: what is the meanin of this@! I DON'T GET IT
Cynthia: o.o nopes
Tiff: ASESAFDFASAHHHHH
Cynthia: taking asian american women class
Tiff: *shoots self from confusion*
Cynthia: talking about homosexuality. so i thought i gotta give my daughter some love so i did
Tiff: AWWW
Cynthia: good deed of the day can be checked off *pats NOW GO DO YOUR DAMN HOMEWORK
Tiff: -__- am i everyones good deed?
Cynthia: yes. it was either that or holding a door open for a boy in a wheelchair
Old covo:
Tiff: You should have seen me earlier in the week. I bit my lip and my tongue. I sounded and ate like a "special" lil boy.
Bonnie: I hella wanna see that. I still would have been your friend and hung out with you. You could be my good deed!]
Cynthia: you are equivalent to a special boy. whether it be handicapped or mentally slow
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Beard Papas
Me: Hey I got your mail! Cynthia: Isn’t the old man ugly but cute. Me: Yes…. eerie and creepy but charming? Cynthia: yup, any who if you wanna toss it, it’s fine. I just needed to use stamps so i mailed you guys things >.> Me: It’s cool I’ll keep it as a reminder of you….yes…you brought this onto yourself Cynthia: It’s fine, I’m sure I...
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