December 2010
30 posts
Sweet convos
Me: So would you rather have a partner that is extremely cocky or extremely insecure?
JESS: Extremely cocky, I like some confidence.
Me: Well what if they think they can do better than you, and leave you?
JESS: Well then FUCK YOU
2010 flashback
We first spoke around valentine’s day
Had first signs of doubt in March
Was attached by April
Had our first of many fights in May
Hardly spoke to her in June…since she got with a new guy
Started talking again in July, and fought more
Had my first kiss on Friday the 13th (Aug. 13, 2010)
September was mostly okay……but fought again about my history -__- And then broke...
Why so difficult....
It’s not hard getting a girl; it’s hard getting the girl you actually like…..
My mom says i'll always be in less trouble if I...
thisnigguhjordan:
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:
When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :
Cowlicks
Michelle: You have a cowlick
Me: I always have a cowlick
Michelle: But you have like....THREE!!!
-__-'
Shes letting me marinate…..and i hate that.
A (g)i(f)t?
If you think you’re a gift to women, why is it that you’ve had so many EX-changes? If you’re a gift to women……I’m kinda glad I kept the receipt. -_-
Nightly Adventures (car insidents)
Night 1: You know how you hold your breath when you go under a tunnel to make a wish? Yeah….I did that…..and my friend decided to decrease her speed……..and come to a dead stop….right before we got out of the tunnel…..I never got to make a wish ._. I was too distracted from the worry of passing out -__-
Night 2: My friend didn’t feel like using her gas on...
What typical couples talk about...
Mabel: Why you gotta be so shhyyy??
Tommy: YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS!!!!
:D
I have an o-chem final in 10 hours from now that counts for 50% of my grade, that i’m soooo not prepared for. I’m running on about 4 hours of sleep. And my stomach hasn’t been too accepting of food. My sleep cycle and metabolism is fucked up but….
I’m so fucking happy right now
calculate your penis size →
Just in case....
I can’t miss class for the next week. Finals are coming up. So I’m setting up 3 alarms!
1. My ipod touch will go off consecutively at 10 minute intervals for about an hour.
2. My phone will have the same feature.
3. A post-it note on the bathroom mirror to ask my housemates to wake me up since they’re sleeping right now (4:49am) and I have to catch the bus in 4 hours. (._.)
Can I have you? →